Let's face it, life throws curveballs. Car won't start? Slice of pizza. Existential dread got you down? Slice of pizza. Forgot your anniversary (yikes)? Flowers and a slice of pizza. Pizza is the duct tape of the culinary world, the melody that soothes the savage soul (or at least the hangry one).

Now, some might scoff at this carb-fueled philosophy. "But what about kale smoothies and chia seed pudding?" they cry. To them I say, have you ever tried using chia seed pudding to jumpstart a dead battery? No? Didn't think so.

Pizza, on the other hand, is a meal, a snack, a bribe for the babysitter, and a peace offering to your wronged significant other (see anniversary fail above). It's portable, delicious, and requires minimal effort to consume. Need I say more?

But not all pizza is created equal. You wouldn't use duct tape to fix a broken heart, would you? No, you need the good stuff. That's where Hole in the Wall Pizza comes in. Their slices are legendary – the perfect crust, the gooey cheese pull that rivals a mozzarella yoga class, and toppings that make your taste buds do a happy dance.

So, the next time life throws a pizza-shaped problem your way (or, you know, you're just hungry), head on over to Hole in the Wall Pizza. They've got the answer, one delicious slice at a time.

(Disclaimer: Please consult a doctor for serious medical issues. Pizza is not a cure-all, but it can definitely make the journey a little tastier.)